Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Adam]

Doug uses the same eye makeup.
Please don't ask me how I know.

Yeah, it's like he thinks we're having a conversation.

 

[Adam]

Bonus day yesterday. I got my pole saw and my phone belt holster.

It's the little things in life that matter. At least, that's what I tell the ladies. Unsuccessfully. Ummm, did I mention that I got a phone belt holster?

 

[gmichael]

Bonus day yesterday. I got my pole sawed off and my phone belt holster.

It's the little things in life that matter. At least, that's what I tell the ladies. Unsuccessfully. Ummm, did I mention that I got a phone belt holster?

I feel so very sorry for you.

 

[adk highlander]

You do know a phone belt holster repels women as fast as a mankini. You are not batman and do not need a utility belt. Put the phone in your pocket and the bulge may help.

 

[fuzz092888]

Just upgraded my macbook pro to mountain lion, Apple really has tried to change their computers into giant iphones. This is basically iOs on steroids, not an upgraded version of OS X

 

[Davemcc]

Something in my attic is alive. Nobody believes me though since you can only hear it late at night. 4:30 am and I just heard it. Very hard to describe. Kinda sounds like something maybe being dragged across the ceiling. This is why I stay up till morning... I mean I have to sit here and listen to it in horror but I know that when I go to sleep it won't be doing whatever it does up there that makes so much noise...

It's your sinister twin Hugo.

 

[Adam]

You do know a phone belt holster repels women as fast as a mankini. You are not batman and do not need a utility belt. Put the phone in your pocket and the bulge may help.

Wait...what? Mankini's repel them?!

That sure explains last weekend.

 

[craig7]

well the rats are busy again. my moms gonna pick up some poison and i get to go and see whats up there...

 

[STRONGBADF1]

It's your sinister twin Hugo.

Did you just call craig7 evil?

 

[Adam]

Did you just call craig7 evil?

Somebody had to.

 

[Adam]

Olympics opening ceremony tonight. I might watch it, but I'll probably wait until the events start.

 

[Adam]

Just upgraded my macbook pro to mountain lion, Apple really has tried to change their computers into giant iphones. This is basically iOs on steroids, not an upgraded version of OS X

What did you have before? I have Lion, and my brother (who is a huge Apple user) went from Lion to ML and says that besides a few tweaks, there are no major differences.

 

[Adam]

I used the new pole saw today. Works pretty well. On the last branch of the day, with about an eight of an inch left, the chain slipped loose. Oh, well. I'm guessing it won't be too tough to fix.

 

[Adam]

I almost got some Depends just to experiment, but I guess the idea of wearing urine-soaked diapers isn't as appealing as it was back in college...

 

[craig7]

I almost got some Depends just to experiment, but I guess the idea of wearing urine-soaked diapers isn't as appealing as it was back in college...

that is VERY disturbing....

 

[GO-NAD!]

I almost got some Depends just to experiment, but I guess the idea of wearing urine-soaked diapers isn't as appealing as it was back in college...

U.S. security officials on the hunt for an upgraded underwear*bomb
Kimberly Dozier, The Associated Press* Jul 27, 2012 – 4:52 PM ET

ASPEN, Colo. — U.S. security officials are on the lookout for a new type of explosive, after analysis of an upgraded underwear bomb intercepted by a CIA operation in Yemen.

Transportation Security Administrator John Pistole told an audience at the Aspen Security Forum that the device smuggled out by a double-agent in an operation earlier this year was an upgrade from the underwear bomb carried by Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, to try to bring down a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas 2009.

Please tell me that this is just a coincidence...

 

[Adam]

that is VERY disturbing....

Spoken like a man who's never had to wait in line for the bathroom in a bar.

Please tell me that this is just a coincidence...

Ummm...yes.

 

[Adam]

The SVS contest has ended...now need to wait and see who gets picked. Fingers crossed.

 

[Adam]

Almost time for another round of yard work.

 

[Adam]

I now own a pair of Monster headphones.

Don't you judge me.