Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Adam]

I got a new carpet cleaner yesterday. I'm looking forward to trying it out this weekend.

Yep, still as hip as ever.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Part of me has to ask, but another part of me says, "H.ll no! I don't want to know."

He just had to have it.

 

[craig7]

I'm sure that you're excited because now your education can be enhanced by referencing material on the internet.

Yea... Let's go with that...

 

[gmichael]

You've got to ask yourself - which is worse, your imagination or the truth?

Both?

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[jamie2112]

Smells weird in here , like skunk or something. Maybe I should open a window...

 

[craig7]

Smells weird in here , like skunk or something. Maybe I should open a window...

i would think that you would know what that smell is... unless you just started.... but anyways, its not a skunk

 

[psbfan9]

Oh Sn....

If someone says, "OH snap!" out loud, in public, you should be allowed to slap them and say, "NO!" in the same tone you would use when admonishing a dog.

 

[j_garcia]

If someone says, "OH snap!" out loud, in public, you should be allowed to slap them and say, "NO!" in the same tone you would use when admonishing a dog.

 

[Rickster71]

If someone says, "OH snap!" out loud, in public, you should be allowed to slap them and say, "NO!" in the same tone you would use when admonishing a dog.

I think 2004 wants it's trendy saying back.

 

[jamie2112]

To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bi***-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on...

 

[Seth=L]

I have an odd desire to use that group of four muscles on many of my customer and my boss.

 

[Seth=L]

Really, I'm stuck at applebees bored out of my mind and his thread is dead, say it ain't so?

 

[Adam]

Really, I'm stuck at applebees bored out of my mind and his thread is dead, say it ain't so?

Applebee's has a bar, right?

 

[Adam]

I'm considering buying a new computer...mostly because it's liquid cooled.

 

[Seth=L]

Applebee's has a bar, right?

I was at the bar, it was still boring.

 

[Alex2507]

I was at the bar, it was still boring.

You mean it's not like the commercial where they all start doing the Mexican Hat Dance just because you walked in?

 

[Seth=L]

You mean it's not like the commercial where they all start doing the Mexican Hat Dance just because you walked in?

Good thing I didn't see that commercial, otherwise I might have been really upset at a clear lack of hats.

 

[Alex2507]

Good thing I didn't see that commercial, otherwise I might have been really upset at a clear lack of hats.

Even TV commercials are better in New England. You should move.

 

[Adam]

Even TV commercials are better in New England. You should move.

Yeah, but you know what's not better in New England? There's...ummm, well that one...hmmm. Why am I living here?

 

[Adam]

It finally cooled off enough that I could open the windows to cool down the house...and there's a guy next door doing yard work with a gas-powered trimmer. Uggg. So, I closed the windows because now my house smells like gas. I can't blame the guy for trimming while it's cooler outside, but starting at 6:30am is kinda early - and maybe I could introduce him to this newly discovered thing called electricity.