Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

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After being pretty good about a diet for about 2 weeks and losing around 9 pounds I went to see my Jewish doctor. He told me my blood pressure was fine so on the way home I picked up a pizza and either a Palestinian or Arab newspaper. Now that I have scarfed down about 3/4 of an extra large pizza, 1/2 a stick of pepperoni and some provolone cheese I am praying to a Christian God that I can forget that fatty goodness and get back on the path that will leave my profile looking straight and narrow.

One things for sure, eating like this will mellow you out.
I feel like I just had a couple of bong hits and 4 beers.
 
After being pretty good about a diet for about 2 weeks and losing around 9 pounds I went to see my Jewish doctor. He told me my blood pressure was fine so on the way home I picked up a pizza and either a Palestinian or Arab newspaper. Now that I have scarfed down about 3/4 of an extra large pizza, 1/2 a stick of pepperoni and some provolone cheese I am praying to a Christian God that I can forget that fatty goodness and get back on the path that will leave my profile looking straight and narrow.

One things for sure, eating like this will mellow you out.
I feel like I just had a couple of bong hits and 4 beers.

I'm most interested in what the Newspaper had to say...
 
After being pretty good about a diet for about 2 weeks and losing around 9 pounds I went to see my Jewish doctor. He told me my blood pressure was fine so on the way home I picked up a pizza and either a Palestinian or Arab newspaper. Now that I have scarfed down about 3/4 of an extra large pizza, 1/2 a stick of pepperoni and some provolone cheese I am praying to a Christian God that I can forget that fatty goodness and get back on the path that will leave my profile looking straight and narrow.

One things for sure, eating like this will mellow you out.
I feel like I just had a couple of bong hits and 4 beers.

If Mama Cass and Karen Carpenter had shared that sandwich, they would both be alive today.

Just eat a couple bowls of this everyday and you'll be fine. I eat it myself. The cereal that is...

Congratulations on dropping the 9lbs.

Nature's Path Optimum Slim Cereal | 14 oz. box | Vanilla-scented multi-whole grain flakes with a whopping 9 grams of protein and 9 grams of dietary fiber. Only 2 grams of total fat per serving.
 
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