After being pretty good about a diet for about 2 weeks and losing around 9 pounds I went to see my Jewish doctor. He told me my blood pressure was fine so on the way home I picked up a pizza and either a Palestinian or Arab newspaper. Now that I have scarfed down about 3/4 of an extra large pizza, 1/2 a stick of pepperoni and some provolone cheese I am praying to a Christian God that I can forget that fatty goodness and get back on the path that will leave my profile looking straight and narrow.
One things for sure, eating like this will mellow you out.
I feel like I just had a couple of bong hits and 4 beers.