Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[STRONGBADF1]

I hope that I'm not getting sick. I'm so cold that I'm shivering.

It's the DT's.... Drink up!

 

[Adam]

It's the DT's.... Drink up!

Maybe...but I JUST stopped.

 

[Alex2507]

Dude, they're kids. This ain't no pizza delivery girl showing up to sing some songs.

Kids don't have moms? Older sisters? Divorced aunts? Nothing wrong with not wanting and I guess if you don't want but want to say I want I want it's cool too. I just thought I'd try to unscramble some of that for you. If you like it scrambled, that's cool too.

I hope that I'm not getting sick. I'm so cold that I'm shivering.

Now one of the moms could have helped you out with that.

 

[Adam]

Kids don't have moms? Older sisters? Divorced aunts? Nothing wrong with not wanting and I guess if you don't want but want to say I want I want it's cool too. I just thought I'd try to unscramble some of that for you. If you like it scrambled, that's cool too.

Eff, man. Their moms are younger than I am. And married. Probably. I suppose that I could have met the woman of my dreams as I drunkenly stared into the darkness, bagpipes deafening me as young children sang off key. S**t. Now I'm all bummed. Thanks, man.

 

[Adam]

Alrighty, time to go to bed. Night, night. Hope you all have a great one.

 

[adwilk]

Alrighty, time to go to bed. Night, night. Hope you all have a great one.

Ahhhhhhh..... That explains the lack of sex you're having...

yep... yep...

 

[Alex2507]

Their moms are younger than I am.

This is a problem?
Maybe they had the f^%&in' grandmothers there.
Other than smelling funny, they are okay too.
Especially if they have ... CATS !!!

 

[deedubb]

Alrighty, time to go to bed. Night, night. Hope you all have a great one.

So, 1.5 hours after you claim to have gone to bed, the little green light beside your name is still on. Damn, you can post in your sleep? No wonder you have almost 20K posts.

 

[GO-NAD!]

I think that one of my irrigation valves is bad.

Is that code for incontinence?

 

[GO-NAD!]

Stop it! You're killing me! Oh man - I'm cryin'!

 

[GO-NAD!]

I just noticed the T-shirt. Now I gotta go pee!

I haven't had much time to post, these last few days. Getting up early this morning and reading the last few pages will have me smiling the rest of the day. However, when the GO-NADettes and I drive to the tree farm today, to get our Christmas tree, I expect to elicit some raised eyebrows when out of the blue, I burst out laughing.

 

[Alex2507]

Adam will be pleased that he was able to suck another victim into his black hole.

... I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. Such filth and on a Sunday morning.

... sooner or later somebody is going to end up driving in to work with very little traffic.

 

[Adam]

Adam will be pleased that he was able to suck another victim into his black hole.

... I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

Oh, lord - I nearly spit out my coffee! (No, "coffee" isn't code for Doug...or Rick...or...)

You guys crack me up - there were several excellent posts this morning. Just what I needed to kickstart the morning.

 

[Adam]

So, 1.5 hours after you claim to have gone to bed, the little green light beside your name is still on.

It's just a residual glow from all the day's posting.

 

[Adam]

Well, Niki let me sleep past 7 this morning, and now it's time to get ready for the walk. The sun should be up over the mountains in about five minutes.

After that, I'll get cleaned up and head off to the farmers market. I'm actually kind of excited about going, so I'm already preparing for the let down that it's going to be.

 

[Alex2507]

I'll get cleaned up and head off to the farmers market.

Take your dog and put some cologne on ... maybe get some height augmenting inserts for your shoes.

 

[Rickster71]

What was shopped?
Besides the pink stuffed toy and adding the UPS truck in the background, it looks like a normal picture of Alex. Is he ever gonna wash that hat and shirt?

 

[Rickster71]

The Twister Tournament Grand Master belt! What year was that, 2008 or 2009?
They say his flexibility was legendary.

 

[Adam]

Arggg. Tried again to fix the irrigation valve. An hour and a half later, I'm back to square one.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

My ever loving wife says it reminds her of Les Goodman...

Harold has nothing on me!