“Oh, hi Larry. What are you doing here?” “Hi Beaver. I was feeling kinda’ guilty about talking you into that TSR-700 at Costco. I know you had a lot of problems with it so I wanted to get you somethin’ for Christmas but I just couldn’t wait to give it to you.” Golly Larry, you didn’t have to do that on account of you’re my best friend no matter what you talk me into doin’. “Well Beaver, I was just thinkin’, maybe that guy was right and you just got a bad one. So, I got you a little somethin’. Go ahead, unwrap it.” “Gee wiz, what is it? F#%kin’ Larry!”
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“Say Larry, you hardly get any allowance at all. How did you pay for it?” “Well, let’s just say that when my mother goes looking for the Silver to polish it, she’s not going to find it.”