Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Adam]

The decision is yours of course....but for dishwashers Maytag and Amana are on my buddies avoid list.

Oh, sure - now you tell me.

Nah, Amana wouldn't be my first choice, either - but the price simply couldn't be beat.

 

[Adam]

freecycle.org has some weird and amazingly worthless stuff on it.

For example, seven cans of Diet Pepsi, or maybe you would prefer the expired baking soda. Yeah, that's worth the drive...

 

[Alex2507]

... but the price simply couldn't be beat.

Sure it could, the one you already got and some ear plugs. But at least you got something to put on free.org. That way you can meet someone in need of a 12 year old dishwasher when they come out to your place and walk all over your rug as they wipe their grimy paw on their stained shirt that hasn't quite covered that hairy sweaty navel for many a year in preparation for the handshake that lasts too long. I see right through you.

 

[Adam]

Ear plugs would have cost more.

 

[Rickster71]

Nah, Amana wouldn't be my first choice, either - but the price simply couldn't be beat.

I just didn't want to see you in trouble with Doug, again.
Remember the washer / dryer that didn't clean his delicates properly?
Edit: By that I mean the feather boa and that little rhinestone number.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

I just didn't want to see you in trouble with Doug, again.
Remember the washer / dryer that didn't clean his delicates properly?
Edit: By that I mean the feather boa and that little rhinestone number.

There ain't nothing little about that rhinestone number.

 

[Adam]

There ain't nothing little about that rhinestone number.

Just the contents.

 

[Alex2507]

Just the contents.

Ewww ... I just envisioned a rhinestone studded banana hammock.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

Ewww ... I just envisioned a rhinestone studded banana hammock.

Just look down...

 

[Adam]

Just look down...

Why? We all know what Rick's hat looks like...

 

[Adam]

 

[STRONGBADF1]

 

[Adam]

I see that you Googled it. I saw that regret picture, too, but I like the one with the Legos.

On a different note, I don't feel like doing the work that I should be doing.

 

[Alex2507]

I don't feel like doing the work that I should be doing.

Try to imagine to project complete and think of something positive you'll feel when it's done. 1. sense of accomplishment 2. sense of being freed up to watch Once upon a time 3. sharing the joy of completion with someone else (bragging/brown nosing). No ?!? .... fine, doing it is gonna suck and so do you. Now get to it.

 

[Adam]

Cracked open a Bud Light...Platinum, that is. Not because I want alcohol, really, just that I'm tired of orange juice and almond milk.

That work is looking further away, but I know that I'll do it later tonight.

 

[Alex2507]

That work is looking further away, but I know that I'll do it later tonight.

I did my chores. If you do that thing with imagining it done with three positive associations the work practically does itself but remembering to use that trick is something I've only ever done twice so thank you for b!tching ... it really helped.

I got a pizza to pick up!!!!

 

[Adam]

...so thank you for b!tching...

Hey, now. I wasn't b***hing - just making an observation.

 

[Adam]

I wrote a review for an intestinal "cleanser." Golly, I'm old.

 

[Adam]

Alex, I see that you're back - how was/is the pizza? I almost ordered some tonight, but I decided against it.

 

[Adam]

My neighbor just brought me over a cupcake. Mmmm, awesome.