Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[gmichael]

The median age in Florida is between death and rigor mortis. So there's really not a lot of brain activity anyway.

In my case it's genetics. My parents are from West Virginia.

Did you have to have friends come over to help you get the wheels off your house or could you handle it on your own?
Do you go to family reunions to meet girls?
Does your granny take the cigarette out of her mouth to tell the trooper to kiss her ace?

Will my banning be permanent or will you let my ugly mug back eventually?

 

[ParadigmDawg]

I have them already,I am just biding my time brother !!! LOL

Is this Jamie...Jamie?

I'm so confused...

 

[majorloser]

Is this Jamie...Jamie?

I'm so confused...

Jamie just lingers around here.
Kind of like the stench that follows Alex and Rick after a long weekend of Twister.

 

[Alex2507]

Jamie just lingers around here.
Kind of like the stench that follows Alex and Rick after a long weekend of Twister.

Jamie doesn't smell.

 

[gmichael]

Jamie doesn't smell.

Insert incredibly offensive sarcastic remark here.

 

[jamie2112]

Insert incredibly offensive sarcastic remark here.

I smell like weed .......

 

[gmichael]

I smell like weed .......

How far from NY/PA are you?

 

[GO-NAD!]

Jamie doesn't smell.

Why - did he have his nose removed?

 

[jamie2112]

How far from NY/PA are you?

I am in CA,far enough away that I am comfortable knowing I cannot be taken to jail or nobody is comin to take my kids.Wife and I both have or cards and we are 100% legal......not boring at all really,maybe this shouldn't be in this forum LOL

 

[gmichael]

I am in CA,far enough away that I am comfortable knowing I cannot be taken to jail or nobody is comin to take my kids.Wife and I both have or cards and we are 100% legal......not boring at all really,maybe this shouldn't be in this forum LOL

I don't want to send you to jail. I want you to share.

Duh.............

 

[Adam]

I smell like wee.......

Hey, as long as it's between consenting adults...

 

[gmichael]

Hey, as long as it's between consenting adults...

Do they really want anything between them?

 

[lsiberian]

Do they really want anything between them?

Asking questions to which we already know the answer too.

Of course they do.

 

[gmichael]

Asking questions to which we already know the answer too.

Of course they do.

Baby oil?

 

[jamie2112]

I don't want to send you to jail. I want you to share.

Duh.............

Come to Ca and I got ya set up bro ........LOL no problem at all

 

[craig7]

been messing around with vbulliten moderator control panel today. pretty cool stuff except i cant read pms through it :/

its kinda like being able to hack a forum account except im allowed to do it lol

 

[craig7]

Yay for me. Another bad day. My dad again.

 

[Adam]

Yay for me. Another bad day. My dad again.

Sorry to hear that, man.

 

[psbfan9]

Pizza por favor

This cracks me up. People get upset over the dumbest sh!t. In the comments section people are saying, "Shouldn't you have to order in Italian?". Um, no. Pizza is Greek Brainiac.

Pizza parlor

It's free pizza! How hard is it to say "Pizza por favor?". I've said, and done, a lot worse for free food...

 

[gmichael]

This cracks me up. People get upset over the dumbest sh!t. In the comments section people are saying, "Shouldn't you have to order in Italian?". Um, no. Pizza is Greek Brainiac.

Pizza parlor

It's free pizza! How hard is it to say "Pizza por favor?". I've said, and done, a lot worse for free food...

Sorry,

I read it and tried to care, but it just wasn't in me. I say, "oh well. Let them eat pie."