Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[haraldo]

I'm pretty sure he meant me. I have a lot of tools in my closet. He was complaining about the tools and I just can't let them go.

Do you mean tools like this?

 

[lsiberian]

Do you mean tools like this?

No more like this

 

[Adam]

Finished working last night a little after 2am. Started back in around 5am.

Luckily, nothing like that tonight. It's drinky drinky time.

 

[Alex2507]

That toy from the Norwegian Home Shopping Network has the @ss dildo designed so it can't get swallowed by your bung hole requiring surgical removal. That's what that flange is for at the base. One of you f^%&ers is probably wondering how I know this.

 

[adwilk]

That toy from the Norwegian Home Shopping Network has the @ss dildo designed so it can't get swallowed by your bung hole requiring surgical removal. That's what that flange is for at the base. One of you f^%&ers is probably wondering how I know this.

I was wondering why you didn't call it by name and why Adam hasn't posted a video review on Amazon. No wonder Jamie left. Much better action on roosterhole.com...

 

[adwilk]

That is some good lookin wood though...

 

[GO-NAD!]

That toy from the Norwegian Home Shopping Network has the @ss dildo designed so it can't get swallowed by your bung hole requiring surgical removal. That's what that flange is for at the base. One of you f^%&ers is probably wondering how I know this.

Not me. I'm pretty certain about how you know this...

 

[Nomo]

That is some good lookin wood though...

I have a feeling it used to have more of a gloss to it though.

 

[Nomo]

That toy from the Norwegian Home Shopping Network has the @ss dildo designed so it can't get swallowed by your bung hole requiring surgical removal. That's what that flange is for at the base. One of you f^%&ers is probably wondering how I know this.

No, no, not wondering at all.

 

[Rickster71]

Finished working last night a little after 2am. Started back in around 5am.

You, sir, are what is known as...a Team Player.

 

[lsiberian]

That toy from the Norwegian Home Shopping Network has the @ss dildo designed so it can't get swallowed by your bung hole requiring surgical removal. That's what that flange is for at the base. One of you f^%&ers is probably wondering how I know this.

I'm pretty sure that's common knowledge around here.

 

[Adam]

That toy from the Norwegian Home Shopping Network...

Don't you think that toy is missing something? Hmmm, something...

Oh, yeah. This.

 

[Adam]

They didn't announce who won the Aperions, yet, did they? Just curious. Thanks.

 

[psbfan9]

Sent out three resumes this morning.

Wondered of Christ Scientists wear lab coats.

Trying not to think about going into 'wooden dildo' production. I think they would look good in a maple or maybe a nice piece of cherry. The grain on bamboo is nice.

 

[gmichael]

That toy from the Norwegian Home Shopping Network has the @ss dildo designed so it can't get swallowed by your bung hole requiring surgical removal. That's what that flange is for at the base. One of you f^%&ers is probably wondering how I know this.

Not wondering. Why is it bent? If you mount this to a variable speed drill it will wobble like h.ll.

 

[Rickster71]

If you mount this to a variable speed drill it will wobble like h.ll.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Signed,
Alex
Adam &
Doug

 

[lsiberian]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Signed,
Alex
Adam &
Doug

How did I miss that petition?

 

[gmichael]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Signed,
Alex
Adam &
Doug

Wouldn't that hurt? Or build up heat? Or rip your @ss apart like a chain saw with broken teeth?

 

[GO-NAD!]

Sent out three resumes this morning.

Wondered of Christ Scientists wear lab coats.

Trying not to think about going into 'wooden dildo' production. I think they would look good in a maple or maybe a nice piece of cherry. The grain on bamboo is nice.

Hey, you could go into business with Alex. He could conduct the "splinter testing"...

 

[Alex2507]

Mikey's on fire today.