I can't look at the bacon weaving right now. I need to go grocery shopping. If I watch that before I go ... the future me is not to be trusted. The present me is making a decision not to tempt the future me with ideas that would subvert the minimal effort the past me has put into the insuring the present me and future me doesn't turn into a f^%&in' butterball.
I'm glad I didn't know about this site when I quit drinking. That's got to be the second most talked about topic here since politics got the boot. I wouldn't have made it past the first weekend.