Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Alex2507]

Go ahead. You've piqued my interest.

For Alex...http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pique

Don't use words I think I know the meaning of but really don't!

... now I no longer understand the expression. I thought it was 'peeked'.

 

[mperfct]

I got a date night tonight. My dear wife is taking me out to dinner, and the girlfriend is taking me out to see HP7 v1.0. Hopefully my sex slave will be ready when I get home.

 

[Alex2507]

Hopefully my sex slave will be ready when I get home.

Good luck with that.

Look at the books that she's reading.

"How do Make a Boy Cry"
"How To Get The Most Out Of Your Man..An Introductry Guide TO Mastering The Bullwhip"

And what's the relevance to title of this thread?

I love it when I jack a thread and somebody else gets spanked.

 

[jamie2112]

Its raining here

 

[Davemcc]

Its raining here

Turtles like rain.

 

[jamie2112]

http://trampledbyturtles.com/ unless they are being trampled

 

[haraldo]

Turtles like rain.

Thanks for the incredibly useful post Dave

 

[Davemcc]

Thanks for the incredibly useful post Dave

I could not find the "Incredibly Useful Post" thread so I posted it here.

 

[majorloser]

Turtles like rain.

But monkeys like golden showers

 

[jamie2112]

But monkeys like golden showers

Whoa nelly furtado.They like throwing poo too,and be glad it ain't directed at you,that would make me want to sue or at least throw up too..........

 

[mperfct]

Whoa nelly furtado.

Mmmmmmmmmmm....Nelly

 

[gmichael]

I like turtle soup.

 

[Davemcc]

I like turtle soup.

Turtles do not.

 

[Alex2507]

Turtles do not.

No kidding ...

... but who cares?

 

[gmichael]

Turtles do not.

It would be icky if they did.

 

[gmichael]

No kidding ...

... but who cares?

Needs salt.

 

[haraldo]

Global heating.... ha ha ha

We have colder winters here than we had for generations

Now, as I heard in a program about a 100% solar eclipse this year.... scientists have found out that the activity on the sun is in such a way that they don't see it as unrealistic that a new iceage may be approaching.... with much colder winters and a generally colder climate

If the energy level at the sun goes down something like 0.5% we will have a new iceage hein Norway...... not sure about Ontario though...

Now Bob Geldof is all around in media talking about climate and making "storm in a water-glass" perhaps he's out of money again and needs some PR to fill up his bank account again

 

[gmichael]

So the hot gets hotter and the cold gets colder.

or

Don't worry about the global warming. The global cooling will take care of it.

 

[lsiberian]

Global heating.... ha ha ha

We have colder winters here than we had for generations

Now, as I heard in a program about a 100% solar eclipse this year.... scientists have found out that the activity on the sun is in such a way that they don't see it as unrealistic that a new iceage may be approaching.... with much colder winters and a generally colder climate

If the energy level at the sun goes down something like 0.5% we will have a new iceage hein Norway...... not sure about Ontario though...

Now Bob Geldof is all around in media talking about climate and making "storm in a water-glass" perhaps he's out of money again and needs some PR to fill up his bank account again

So the hot gets hotter and the cold gets colder.

or

Don't worry about the global warming. The global cooling will take care of it.

You two need to cool it! This borders on being useful

In 3 days I'll begin my winter fattening phase to cope with the bitter winters in North Texas. Last year we had snow 3 times! A Texas boy can only handle so much.

 

[haraldo]

So the hot gets hotter and the cold gets colder.

or

Don't worry about the global warming. The global cooling will take care of it.

What is this, according to simple mathematics..... Global Heating + Global Cooling = Global Nothingness
So GH + GC = GN
GC = GN / GH
GH = GN / GC

So Global Heating is Nothing divided by Global Cooling, hmmm