I do appreciate the input more than you may think. I know some of your history and what you have assembled in your theater. I'm sorry to be asking you questions because you're apparently fed up with me. My ignorance of the subject isn't easily overcome when I 'don't know what I don't know', so I apologize for that.
It's not that I don't WANT to put in the effort to make it work, the issue is also cost. It's still cheaper to me than finding an affordable subwoofer with the size and finish that fits well in the environment I have for it. I just have to save longer to buy the right education, modeling software and parts.
Oh yeah, I am limited in woodworking equipment too. I have to go over my son's house for it and he's got mostly hand held power tools. Right now he's really short on working space because of a renovation project, so no room to be building a box and learning the craft of veneer.