
Adam
Audioholic Jedi
Woohoo! Cookies are out for delivery. I guess they bumped the date to tomorrow so that they can say it was early. Whatever...as long as they're still fresh. They won't last long enough to go stale here. 
Christy, Sam's, Happy Donut, or Psycho Donut?So uh, was this Amazon or a shop? I've had more than once instance of Amazon delivery issues recently.
I just finished my fresh out of the grease still gooey and warm glazed donut from my favorite mom & pop donut shop. ( *location cannot be disclosed because the lines are already too long.)
Dude in front of me in line said "I'm surprised how many people don't know about this place." I said "Let's keep it that way."You selfish barsted.I'd totally keep it secret, too.
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Riiiiight.It's the first time that I've ever solicited ....
Hey, now. I don't pay for that stuff.Riiiiight.![]()
The shot was there. It wouldn't be right not to take it.Hey, now. I don't pay for that stuff.
Only because there isn't enough money in the world, apparently. Who knew crack whores were so selective?
Hey, I care. Right now anyway. No promises once the caffeine buzz stops.Okay. My cookies, which arrived at the post office here, just had there estimated delivery date changed from Monday (no kidding) to...wait for it...tomorrow. WTF? Tomorrow? They're HERE, and already two days late. I think that my parents should try to get money from the $50 insurance on that package.
The coffee? Well, original delivery date was last Thursday. Then, they effed up and sent it to Nomo, so it got updated to tomorrow. Well, it left Phoenix six hours ago, which means that it's also here...but the date just got changed to Friday.
I only update you all because I know that you care so much about my first world problems.![]()
If you want cookies maybe I can convince my wife to send a tin.The cookies arrived!
The coffee, however, doesn't bode well. They left Phoenix, a two-hour drive, 12 hours ago. Wisconsin, here they come...again.
Very nice of you! But, I'm good. It's a tradition for my mom to send me cookies this time of year. My parents paid good money to get them here quickly, and she was worried that they'd be getting stale because they were late.If you want cookies maybe I can convince my wife to send a tin.
It was dronesOn an update for the coffee, FedEx apparently managed to get from Phoenix to Tucson in 13 hours. Apparently the Pony Express is back.
I did.So why didn't you let Niki out to play with the little hairy pig?