Okay. My cookies, which arrived at the post office here, just had there estimated delivery date changed from Monday (no kidding) to...wait for it...tomorrow. WTF? Tomorrow? They're HERE, and already two days late. I think that my parents should try to get money from the $50 insurance on that package.
The coffee? Well, original delivery date was last Thursday. Then, they effed up and sent it to Nomo, so it got updated to tomorrow. Well, it left Phoenix six hours ago, which means that it's also here...but the date just got changed to Friday.
I only update you all because I know that you care so much about my first world problems.