My favorite part.
That cracked me up!
Reminds me of about five years ago when my office mate was in his early 20s. Me and another guy about my age (35 at the time) were talking to him about girls, and Shakira came up. He made some crack like, "Man, she's too old." Me and the other guy look at each other in disbelief, turn to him and say, "Dude, she's 30!" He just cringes and says, "Yeah. She's ancient."