My ride has one thing your rides don't, 8 gears!
Here she is boys, 18 pounds of hand crafted perfection.
Fully custom build, picked out every part.
KHS team 15inch frame
Shimano Road racing cogset
Shimano Sora derailer
Marzocchi Bomber Z2 atom bomb suspension
Black spire bash gaurd
Magrua Hydro Rim brakes($400 alone!)
Shimano LX front derailer (don't use, only 1 cog)
Sunrim Ryhno lites (front and back)
F.U.N.N pedals
F.U.N.N stem
PigDH headset
Panaracer FireDH rear tire
Panaracer FireXCPro front tire
Did I miss anything?
BTW, I ride Trials, not trails. Its basically taking the hard way around things.