Just the opposite, rampant chicklet-collecting is a sign of sure brown-nosery. And as such, anyone with too many is probably a Yes-man who likes to make everyone nice and happy.
By going against the grain, I assure that I'll never be corrupted by the man. I cannot be bought by shiny baubles from vendors in the hopes of writing a glowing review, for they have no intrest in me. The only way to suck all the meaty goodness from any hobby is with a straw.... and we all know that if you're stuck inside an orange, you'll eventually have to crap in said orange. But by drinking the juice with a straw, you don't need to crap in the same orange you drink from!