star wars the force awakens of "7 of 9"
dtshdma 7.1 no that's right 1+7...
Sooty has smelt something have you felt it?
It is a dark time for film rehashes.
Rebel cat spies have found a foul stench in the litter tray box.
Attempts to decipher the dire written dialouge have been futile...
Droid as secret information just like in, "A NEW HOPE" 'STAR WARS' 1977. Move along now, nothing to see here. Move along now.
Well at least the force of awakening Dolby 7.1 soundtrack isn't like star trek into DEAFNESS that was just DEAFENING WAY TOO LOUD! I've grown tired of DEAFENING films I like them just loud and exciting.
So this is, Rey of Arabia?
Dialogue track was balanced with the sound/fx force smoothly and equally all around the channels with a few now and then off screen dialouge pans and some rear back dialouge pans, but nowhere as near as GRAVITY (2013) that holds the record for live action dialouge panning on all 7 channels!
An AT-AT walker died of thirst in the desert.
John Williams score was dire! It sounded dreadful like indiana jones 4. The opening theme just didn't have the BRASS BASS MID SLAM like ORIGINAL STAR WARS 1977! Plus fact it wasn't even performed by the LSO at Abbey Road, London. Jar Jar Abrams isn't a star wars fan if he was he would have waited for Mr. Williams health to get better to score it in London with the LSO!
The fast cutting made me not care what I was watching as I'd only be seeing more and more of the same.
When the death star 3 starkiller base planet blew up I wan't even cheering or clapping out loud I knew it would be a slow like explosion that didn't impress me, I yawned.
Its just very hard to understand you with all the Bane, dialouge.
The original STAR WARS back in Feb 1977 at the local Gamount screens 1 and 2 with overhead surrounds in the ceiling as well as side and rear walls! The audience we all clapped and applauded when Luke Skywalker blew up the Death Star, the John Williams and LSO score did it with sheer greatness that not been seen before. The film even played at the cinema for nearly a year even when it left half way though the year the public demanded it back and so played out many more months.
star wars force of vii hopelessness awakens played fast and grabbed money fast due to fact that cinema tickets today are extremely expensive than they once used to be.
This was just as a dire star wars from jar jar abrams as it can be. Yes even the sly lens flares slipping in was annoying and some botched colour at opening of film that I even noticed on youtube months ago and I been looking out to see if the same botched colour would show up when the stormtrooppers land. The white light in the background with a hint of blue hazy crosses the background and due to video computer boasting colours who ever was hired to do the transfer needs to get there bloody eyes checked and check to see if there also colour-blind as I'm sick and tired of seeing cyan colour when I should have seen only white and blue not three colours or third artificial colour being mixed in due to boasting levels!
STAR WARS 1977 10 out of 10
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK 10 out of 10
RETURN OF THE JEDI 8 out of 10
Star Wars I, 7 out of 10
Star Wars II, 5 out of 10
Star Wars III, 7 out of 10
disney star wars vii, 1 out 10 Well jar jar abrams I got to hand it to you. That was the best jedi mind f-k yet.
I'd rather watch 136mins of chimpanzee washing a cat than star wars the forceless hopeless awakening rehash again.
