This was happening 5 minutes away from my sister's house.
I wanted to check out the store because I was bored ...

... and found out about it.
I wasn't interested enough to like stand in line or anything. I think there were even protesters but it's not like I cared about them either.
Instead I went into the Panera Bread so that I could give them $6 for a coffee and a couple of cookies.
And that ladies and gentlemen is what's wrong with this country ...
Now I have an upset tummy and like heartburn ...
It's all Buckeye's fault.
