Today is the first day in over a week that I haven't woken up because I was coughing my head off. What an amazing feeling.
Condoms have a tensile strength of 37.2 mH. You would have to generate molecular friction in the Kevlar range in order for one to break. The resonant screech would have the neighborhood dogs running for cover ... that and I don't think Adam's *** could take it.
I hope that clears things up.