Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[Adam]

If someone posts that they're looking for speakers, is it improper for me to mention that I have speakers for sale?

Dude, you must have sucked as a seller at the farmers market.

Passerby: "Gee, I sure want to buy some homemade soap."

You: [Silent contemplation about if you should make a shameless plug that you are, in fact, selling homemade soap.]

 

[lsiberian]

Dude, you must have sucked as a seller at the farmers market.

Passerby: "Gee, I sure want to buy some homemade soap."

You: [Silent contemplation about if you should make a shameless plug that you are, in fact, selling homemade soap.]

I actually do want to make homemade soap, but my wife won't let me.

 

[gmichael]

Hey, Stube! How's your new ride treating you?

Well, I guess both of them - Fusion and Mustang.

Insert sarcastic comment about him getting a new girl last week.

 

[gmichael]

If someone posts that they're looking for speakers, is it improper for me to mention that I have speakers for sale?

Sorry I know it's improper for me to post this in the boring thread.
Yes, improper was the word of the day on my 'word of the day' toilet paper.
Does the pope use toilet papal?

Would it be improper of me to mention that the word of the day is legs?

 

[adk highlander]

Oh I cannot resist.

Spread the word.

 

[haraldo]

and this driving in classy car (S550) but without class (roof ski mount) and stupid vanity plates
I took this pic this Saturday

How about a Maybach?

 

[gmichael]

Oh I cannot resist.

Spread the word.

Whenever I read that line I hear Bill Pullman's voice from Independence Day. The part at the end when they first found out how to blow up an alien ship.

"Get on the horn. Spread da wooord."

 

[adwilk]

The first rule of making homemade soap is not telling anybody you make homemade soap.

 

[Adam]

The first rule of making homemade soap is not telling anybody you make homemade soap.

One exception - you're allowed to tell your crazy friend...as long as he's actually you.

 

[Alex2507]

If someone posts that they're looking for speakers, is it improper for me to mention that I have speakers for sale?

Not if your subtle about it and are careful about not running their other options into the ground on a forum you don't frequent often.

 

[majorloser]

I actually do want to make homemade soap, but my wife won't let me.

She's afraid you'll make her pick it up.

 

[lsiberian]

She's afraid you'll make her pick it up.

This is not Adam or Alex she's got nothing to fear.

 

[Adam]

This is not Adam or Alex she's got nothing to fear.

Ummm, I'm not sure that you put down who you intended to.

 

[lsiberian]

Not if your subtle about it and are careful about not running their other options into the ground on a forum you don't frequent often.

I see you are cheating on AH. I know I spread it around too, but I never expected this from you.

 

[Alex2507]

Ummm, I'm not sure that you put down who you intended to.

I thought he was complimenting my sexual prowess by saying she would not be in fear of disappointment. I don't know how you fit into all this but the more the merrier I always say. Maybe he just meant that you would be an excellent soap maker and that's just what we need now that the right wing conservatives have started to lose their choke hold grip on the freedom every American has as a God given right to bear arms in the defense of freedom of speech.

... takes bow.

 

[adwilk]

Left wing liberal takes an unsolicited stab at the conservatives for not giving them the chance to love who they want and take advantage of someone else doing the work... I think the "bent over" position sounds about right.

 

[Alex2507]

Unsolicited stab? Who solicits a stab?

 

[adwilk]

I'd say at least 6 of the top 10 on the reputation list.

 

[STRONGBADF1]

What?...........................

 

[adwilk]

...................
Huh?