I am going for a short drive to cool off. If you want something funny/interesting/stupid/off topic/ insert generic intriguing adjective here, read my post on "The Steam Vent"
I guarantee, it will be long. And, perhaps too long. And, very wordy and boring.
I'll warn you; it's LONG. I can be funny on this thread, I've cooled down enough. But I won't be on that particular one.
After I get back, I have a nice glass of Jim Beam waiting for me.
I may be distressed, but I will not drink and drive. Prison sex is not the way for a young man to lose virginity