Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?

[Trebdp83]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[panteragstk]

 

[panteragstk]

 

[Trebdp83]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[STRONGBADF1]

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters CZWIXNOSTACZ. 'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

 

[panteragstk]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[panteragstk]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[Huey645]

Sitting in line this morning for a breakfast sandwich, I see a truck go by with Pure Michigan Bread Distributors on the side, and thought to myself, I hope that guy doesn't get it an accident and the truck catches fire, because it will be toast if he does.

 

[cornemuse]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[Trebdp83]

 

[panteragstk]

 

[Mikado463]

Hell, if it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all - Rodney Dangerfield

 

[cornemuse]

 

[Verdinut]