Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?

STRONGBADF1

STRONGBADF1

Audioholic Spartan
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters CZWIXNOSTACZ. 'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
 
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Huey645

Junior Audioholic
Sitting in line this morning for a breakfast sandwich, I see a truck go by with Pure Michigan Bread Distributors on the side, and thought to myself, I hope that guy doesn't get it an accident and the truck catches fire, because it will be toast if he does.
 
Mikado463

Mikado463

Audioholic Samurai
Hell, if it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all - Rodney Dangerfield
 

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