A Russian hunter one day goes into the woods to go bear hunting.
As he sneaks around to shoot his prey, he spots one and blasts away.
As the smoke clears, he feels a tapping on his shoulder behind him and shockingly it’s the bear. The bear lets him know that there’s a price to pay for shooting at him. So the bear pulls down his pants and proceeds to have his way with him for a half-hour, with a warning afterwrds not to come back.
Bruised and battered, he makes his way home, vowing to come back and shoot the bear, after he gets a bigger gun.
Two weeks later he comes back with an AK-47, to avenge his humiliation. He finds the bear in an open field this time, takes careful aim and lets it rip, spraying bullets all over the place. Again the bear is right behind him after the smoke clears and taps him on his shoulder again and says, ‘you’re not too bright are you?’ and proceeds again to have his way with him, this time for a full hour.
Dazed and confused, his anger is at a boiling point, he vows once again to get his revenge.
This time, three weeks later after recuperating, he returns to the forest with a bazooka.
Once he has the bear in his sights this time, he takes careful aim and pulls the trigger ... and sure enough the bear taps him on the shoulder again, after the smoke clears, and the bear says, ‘you know pal, I’m starting to think you’re not in this for the sport, are you?’
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!