Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?



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A father purchases a lie detector that slaps people who lie. He decided to put it to the test over dinner one night.

The father inquires of his son as to what he did that afternoon. “I just did some homework,” the son responds. The robot slaps the kid. The son then says, “All right, all right. I was watching a movie at a friend’s house.”

“What movie were you watching?” Dad inquires. “Finding Nemo,” the son responds. Again, the robot slaps the kid. “All right, all right,” he says. We had been watching porn.”

“What?!?” exclaimed Dad. “I had no idea what porn was when I was your age.” This time, the robot slaps the father.

“Wow,” Mom exclaims, laughing. He is, without a doubt, your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

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