LOL! Well don't faint, but I'm a woman who has been into audio since I got my first real job at 20 years old.
While I love audio, I don't really like huge speakers. It seems like the bigger they get the more expensive they get & the UGLIER they get.
The only way they would come into my house would be if I had a huge house that where the monstrosities could have their own room that I wouldn't have to look at them.