Holy cow... Hey Joe, I think we've found you a date at last!! He doesn't need the umbrella.:D
Tarub Senior Audioholic Mar 31, 2008 #421 Halon451 said: Holy cow... Hey Joe, I think we've found you a date at last!! Click to expand... He doesn't need the umbrella. Last edited by a moderator: Oct 23, 2014
Halon451 said: Holy cow... Hey Joe, I think we've found you a date at last!! Click to expand... He doesn't need the umbrella.
J Joe Schmoe Audioholic Ninja Mar 31, 2008 #422 Tarub said: He doesn't need the umbrella. Click to expand... Ouch! Splinters!
Pyrrho Audioholic Ninja Mar 31, 2008 #423 Halon451 said: Holy cow... Hey Joe, I think we've found you a date at last!! Click to expand... I seem to recall reading a story some years ago about the Japanese working on a robot for sex. I would provide a link, but I would rather not see what I would likely see if I did a search for such a link. Anyway, that would be much better, if they have a usable version yet. But if one were to use a table, please, please take the table indoors first, as I surely do not want to see that sort of thing going on. As for the report about that guy having sex with his table, there are certainly a lot worse things he could have been doing. Too bad he didn't have the sense to take his table inside first. Last edited by a moderator: Oct 23, 2014
Halon451 said: Holy cow... Hey Joe, I think we've found you a date at last!! Click to expand... I seem to recall reading a story some years ago about the Japanese working on a robot for sex. I would provide a link, but I would rather not see what I would likely see if I did a search for such a link. Anyway, that would be much better, if they have a usable version yet. But if one were to use a table, please, please take the table indoors first, as I surely do not want to see that sort of thing going on. As for the report about that guy having sex with his table, there are certainly a lot worse things he could have been doing. Too bad he didn't have the sense to take his table inside first.
Davemcc Audioholic Spartan Mar 31, 2008 #424 Pyrrho said: As for the report about that guy having sex with his table, there are certainly a lot worse things he could have been doing. Too bad he didn't have the sense to take his table inside first. Click to expand... He could at least give his table a big kiss and a courtesy reach-around before going for the gold. Some people have no manners.
Pyrrho said: As for the report about that guy having sex with his table, there are certainly a lot worse things he could have been doing. Too bad he didn't have the sense to take his table inside first. Click to expand... He could at least give his table a big kiss and a courtesy reach-around before going for the gold. Some people have no manners.
Tarub Senior Audioholic Mar 31, 2008 #425 Now this guy is out on the street, I fear for the safety of my outside furnitures. I don't know if it is consentual. If not, the picnic table should file a restraining order.
Now this guy is out on the street, I fear for the safety of my outside furnitures. I don't know if it is consentual. If not, the picnic table should file a restraining order.
M markw Audioholic Overlord Apr 1, 2008 #426 As they dragged him away, he was heard mumbling "I've always been a leg man and she had great legs ...four of 'em."
As they dragged him away, he was heard mumbling "I've always been a leg man and she had great legs ...four of 'em."
stratman Audioholic Ninja Apr 1, 2008 #427 Yeah he's tough alright, picking on a poor defenseless table, let him try that on a white hot grille, a charcoal grille, so all the ashes and embers stick to his willie, yeah, he's tough guy......putz.
Yeah he's tough alright, picking on a poor defenseless table, let him try that on a white hot grille, a charcoal grille, so all the ashes and embers stick to his willie, yeah, he's tough guy......putz.
haraldo Audioholic Warlord Apr 5, 2008 #428 You're not worse off than this guy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PSb_OfluG2c
mouettus Audioholic Chief Apr 5, 2008 #429 haraldo said: You're not worse off than this guy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PSb_OfluG2c Click to expand... HAHAH The buzzer! omg. Really funny video; but as I was watching this I really could feel part of that guy's shame/deception. Then he went home and f***ed his picnic table! haha
haraldo said: You're not worse off than this guy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PSb_OfluG2c Click to expand... HAHAH The buzzer! omg. Really funny video; but as I was watching this I really could feel part of that guy's shame/deception. Then he went home and f***ed his picnic table! haha
haraldo Audioholic Warlord Apr 5, 2008 #430 Joe Schmoe said: Does this mean I have been stood up? Click to expand... To get back to basics: YES
Davemcc Audioholic Spartan Apr 5, 2008 #432 stratman said: Are we still beating this dead horse!!!!! Click to expand... Hey Mr. Sensitivity! Watch the name calling! Joe Schmoe's got feelings too, you know.
stratman said: Are we still beating this dead horse!!!!! Click to expand... Hey Mr. Sensitivity! Watch the name calling! Joe Schmoe's got feelings too, you know.
stratman Audioholic Ninja Apr 5, 2008 #433 Davemcc said: Hey Mr. Sensitivity! Watch the name calling! Joe Schmoe's got feelings too, you know. Click to expand... Hey! What do you want from me, I'm a caveman. LOL! I didn't mean Shmoe! I meant this thread, it's sooo long. And it's been dragged around so much like a dead horse.
Davemcc said: Hey Mr. Sensitivity! Watch the name calling! Joe Schmoe's got feelings too, you know. Click to expand... Hey! What do you want from me, I'm a caveman. LOL! I didn't mean Shmoe! I meant this thread, it's sooo long. And it's been dragged around so much like a dead horse.
Davemcc Audioholic Spartan Apr 6, 2008 #434 I know...I know...Just gotta keep bumping this dead horse until Joe tells us that he's had a successful date, maybe even with a bookstore clerk.
I know...I know...Just gotta keep bumping this dead horse until Joe tells us that he's had a successful date, maybe even with a bookstore clerk.
Sheep Audioholic Warlord Apr 6, 2008 #435 Davemcc said: I know...I know...Just gotta keep bumping this dead horse until Joe tells us that he's had a successful date, maybe even with a bookstore clerk. Click to expand... Do they have those in China? SheepStar
Davemcc said: I know...I know...Just gotta keep bumping this dead horse until Joe tells us that he's had a successful date, maybe even with a bookstore clerk. Click to expand... Do they have those in China? SheepStar
J Joe Schmoe Audioholic Ninja Apr 18, 2008 #437 The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.)
The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.)
A AdrianMills Full Audioholic Apr 18, 2008 #438 Joe Schmoe said: The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.) Click to expand... Seriously, 40 minutes is not far and certainly doesn't seem like a once a week distance and there’s even such a thing as sleepovers. On another note, after skimming this thread I honestly believe you should consider seeing a therapist for these relationship issues you seem to have. The list of attributes that you posted way back aren't that normal and certainly aren’t the traits of a well developed personality. At the very least, I can't imagine that you'll be able to have a successful long term relationship without first developing a less self-centered state of mind. And there’s absolutely no offence intended in the above. And no, I’m not at all offended by anything you’ve posted nor am I religious, quite the opposite in fact. Good luck. I think you'll probably need it. Last edited: Apr 18, 2008
Joe Schmoe said: The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.) Click to expand... Seriously, 40 minutes is not far and certainly doesn't seem like a once a week distance and there’s even such a thing as sleepovers. On another note, after skimming this thread I honestly believe you should consider seeing a therapist for these relationship issues you seem to have. The list of attributes that you posted way back aren't that normal and certainly aren’t the traits of a well developed personality. At the very least, I can't imagine that you'll be able to have a successful long term relationship without first developing a less self-centered state of mind. And there’s absolutely no offence intended in the above. And no, I’m not at all offended by anything you’ve posted nor am I religious, quite the opposite in fact. Good luck. I think you'll probably need it.
Halon451 Audioholic Samurai Apr 18, 2008 #439 Davemcc said: I know...I know...Just gotta keep bumping this dead horse until Joe tells us that he's had a successful date, maybe even with a bookstore clerk. Click to expand... BUMP Joe Schmoe said: The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.) Click to expand... Lock it. Please...
Davemcc said: I know...I know...Just gotta keep bumping this dead horse until Joe tells us that he's had a successful date, maybe even with a bookstore clerk. Click to expand... BUMP Joe Schmoe said: The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.) Click to expand... Lock it. Please...
bandphan Banned Apr 18, 2008 #440 Joe Schmoe said: The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.) Click to expand... let hope shes not a bass head 40 mins thats south miami to north miami without rush hour
Joe Schmoe said: The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.) Click to expand... let hope shes not a bass head 40 mins thats south miami to north miami without rush hour
