So the Benz owner was a willful idiot.
Jinjuku is a moderator. He can delete my post too. He has my permission.
I'm not sure how serious I am. On another forum I sometimes post on, a sports car owner who tracks his car and posts about it received an email from his auto insurance company, saying:
His user name is not his real name either. So I've stopped making any assumptions about anonymity on the internet.
As for the parking very near the doors trick, I know someone who did that in an office parking lot. He came back to find his SUV was towed. That was one pissed-off engineer. Sometimes there's a price for being cute, so don't play if you can't pay.