Give me a good book or mag ( real ) any old day.. A person looks pretty stupid setting on the throne holding a ipad.

, it's about as dumb as a person in a stall taking a # whatever talking on a cell phone...
Not sure I get this analogy:
1. I hope I never have to look at a person on a throne using their IPAD.

2. Does a person holding a book or Magazine look more intelligent while on a throne?

At least I can sanitize my Ipad when I am done, book not so much, just ask George from Seinfeld
As for the comment about screen hurting their eyes, after a while of reading, I fully understand that:
Kindle gives you the option to change the background to ease the pain on the ipad
The Kindle reader new E-ink is no worse than a book, and what book lets you change the size of a font to make it easier to read, or give you the option to use text to voice on a book?