Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[ParadigmDawg]

I used a similar method at parties to pick up women. I would walk in, scan the room and start separating the weakest ones from the rest of the herd. You know, the one with a weepy eye, a limp. A woman with a cane was a sure thing...

True story here: One of my buddies whom has a great job and a lot of money but likes to keep busy...started a little business that provides the condom machines at bars.

I was with him one day and he wanted to run into one of the bars, we were passing by and collect the money out of the machine. We were in a little dump of a town and he pulls into the skanky topless bar. We walk in and I swear on my life...the first girl we saw on stage dancing; only had one leg...

 

[adk highlander]

True story here: One of my buddies whom has a great job and a lot of money but likes to keep busy...started a little business that provides the condom machines at bars.

I was with him one day and he wanted to run into one of the bars, we were passing by and collect the money out of the machine. We were in a little dump of a town and he pulls into the skanky topless bar. We walk in and I swear on my life...the first girl we saw on stage dancing; only had one leg...

What were you doing in Plattsburgh, NY? Was it called the Corina?

 

[Adam]

It's like a freaking party in here before 6am Pacific. I never knew.

Welcome to the west coast, man.

Yeah, yeah...you've been here a while. I know...

 

[Adam]

We walk in and I swear on my life...the first girl we saw on stage dancing; only had one leg...

I hate to break it to you, but she was kneeling...and she wasn't a girl.

 

[Adam]

 

[gmichael]

I can actually see a "Posts: 50,000" next to my name.

Oh, wow. I really need a real friend.

Fixed that for ya.

No letters please. It was just a joke.
Kinda

 

[Adam]

Lentil chips are out for delivery!

Having no goals and limited expectations makes even the smallest things seem huge.

As a side note, I just realized that I need to find a woman with no goals and limited expectations...

 

[Adam]

Fixed that for ya.

But...but...I thought you were my friend.

 

[brianedm]

But...but...I thought you were my friend.

*grabs popcorn*

 

[Steve81]

As a side note, I just realized that I need to find a woman with no goals and limited expectations...

Nah, you just need a woman that appreciates the little things in life, like water filters and juicers. I could go further with that list, but I won't

 

[Adam]

I could go further, but I won't

That's what they all say.

Unfortunately.

 

[brianedm]

Nah, you just need a woman that appreciates the little things in life, like water filters and juicers. I could go further with that list, but I won't

"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean" -none of Adams ex girlfriends


I KID!

 

[Steve81]

What can I say; I'm no ImcLoud, but even I landed a wife (two actually, but that's another story )

 

[gmichael]

But...but...I thought you were my friend.

Don't cry. I called you eventually. Would you like some chocolate?

 

[majorloser]

As a side note, I just realized that I need to find a woman with no goals and limited expectations...

Just stick with the ones that are comatose and you'll do fine.

 

[brianedm]

What can I say; I'm no ImcLoud, but even I landed a wife (two actually, but that's another story )

That does explain why your favourite tv show is big love.

 

[adwilk]

I'm sick and really should not be at work. I've tried to let this go but this morning was just too much. I'm not trying to be a jerk. It just comes naturally.

Nar.. its okey man.. if beeng a jerk comms that natcherallie to ya, let it happin. Hope you git too fealing bettur..

 

[gmichael]

Just stick with the ones that are comatose and you'll do fine.

They don't move around enough. I like them better with a little fight left in them.

 

[majorloser]

Nar.. its okey man.. if beeng a jerk comms that natcherallie to ya, let it happin. Hope you git too fealing bettur..

Drinking a bit early today?

 

[gmichael]

Nar.. its okey man.. if beeng a jerk comms that natcherallie to ya, let it happin. Hope you git too fealing bettur..

That darn cat!