Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[brianedm]

Nar.. its okey man.. if beeng a jerk comms that natcherallie to ya, let it happin. Hope you git too fealing bettur..

I find a barth usually makes me feel better.

 

[adwilk]

Drinking a bit early today?

I just (hiccup) like those little red skwiggly (hiccup) lines...

 

[psbfan9]

We walk in and I swear on my life...the first girl we saw on stage dancing; only had one leg...

If I remember correctly, with a one legged stripper, you have skip the amateurphylactics and go straight to the prophylactics.

 

[gmichael]

the first girl we saw on stage dancing; only had one leg...

Was her name Ilene?

 

[Adam]

Drinking a bit early today?

What does that even mean?

 

[Adam]

Was her name Ilene?

One of my friends in college had a girlfriend named Ilene. I, of course, made a crack about it. I think my arm still hurts where she punched me.

 

[Adam]

I sent that Gandalf car picture to my brothers, and one of them responded, "Thanks for sending this, but please don't make it a hobbit."

Took me a minute...

 

[lsiberian]

Took me a minute...

This explains everything.

 

[gmichael]

One of my friends in college had a girlfriend named Ilene. I, of course, made a crack about it. I think my arm still hurts where she punched me.

Ouch!

I told my wife the same joke but the girl's name was Irene that time. My arm hurts too.

 

[gmichael]

I sent that Gandalf car picture to my brothers, and one of them responded, "Thanks for sending this, but please don't make it a hobbit."

Took me a minute...

The mind plays tricks on us sometimes.

 

[brianedm]

Ouch!

I told my wife the same joke but the girl's name was Irene that time. My arm hurts too.

Must.... Resist.... Asian..... Joke

 

[Adam]

Must.... Resist.... Asian..... Joke

Thanks. I didn't get his joke at first.

Maybe I am slow. No, can't be. I scored a perfect on my IQ test.

 

[Adam]

The mind plays tricks on us sometimes.

Problem was, I didn't go into Bryce-speak-conversion mode, and I actually read it as "hobbit." I was thinking, "Don't make it a hobbit? What? Don't make the driver a hobbit? Huh...let me think about...oooohhh."

 

[gmichael]

Thanks. I didn't his joke at first.

Maybe I am slow. No, can't be. I scored a perfect on my IQ test.

Words missing post from you are.

 

[Adam]

Took me a minute...

This explains everything.

I, of course, was joking.

I wish that it took a whole minute...

 

[Adam]

Words missing post from you are.

Thanks! Fixed.

 

[gmichael]

Thanks! Fixed.

Look again please.

 

[Adam]

Look again please.

You're going to have to help me out.

 

[gmichael]

You're going to have to help me out.

You scored a perfect (100) on the IQ test.

or

You got a perfect score on your IQ test.

Not, you scored a perfect on your IQ test.

 

[Adam]

You scored a perfect (100) on the IQ test.

I thought it was funnier when I implied it...