Really Boring Stuff Only II: Return of the Boredom

[adwilk]

I've decided to start giving e-golf lessons via webinar. I've worked on a program for the last couple years and I'm almost ready to go live. This has been an unpaid advertisement.

 

[Adam]

Clearly why the unemployment rate is so high...

Yep, if more kids went to libraries, then we'd need more police to arrest pervs like you.

Oops. I mean, people who want faster wifi like you.

 

[adwilk]

Just wait until next Saturday.

Oooooohhhhh whats next Saturday????

 

[Adam]

Oooooohhhhh whats next Saturday????

Shenanigans.

 

[adwilk]

Shenanigans.

Yessss! I love shenaniry... Sounds awesome. Jack@$$

 

[Adam]

It's Saint Patty's day, dude.

 

[adwilk]

It's Saint Patty's day, dude.

Dude... I know. Just making sure you did... Irish I were drunk. I bet Rick wears green shoes.

 

[Alex2507]

I've decided to start giving e-golf lessons ...

I can't wait ...

I saw a bumper sticker something like this:

WOMEN WANT ME
FISH FEAR ME​

 

[Adam]

Dude... I know. Just making sure you did...

I'm part Irish. Of course I do.

Well, Irish...Scottish...French...German...British. I come from a long line of drunk b*stards. I'm also part Swiss, but I don't know how much they drink.

 

[Adam]

Laptop running on reserve power, as am I.

Later, all. Have a great night!

 

[Rickster71]

My iPad has shipped. Woohoo!

Doesn't really mean much, I know. It won't show up before March 16 anyway, as that's the release date.

Oh... that's not good.
Too close to St Paddy's Day. The drunk delivery guy is going to toss it from the truck, in an attempt to reach the front door.
Leave him some of that Guinness Dark Lager...

 

[Alex2507]

I think that Cheryl hacked his account.

My bank account?

 

[Rickster71]

Well, I've read the last three pages from last night.
I really feel I have a good understanding of what you guys are doing while the rest of us are having s**.

 

[Rickster71]

Grooooossssssssss... Didn't you read the Bodybuilding thread... women can smell a masturbator from a mile away

I know...right. Sometimes I feel like no one really listens.

 

[Alex2507]

I really feel I have a good understanding of what you guys are doing while the rest of us are having s**.

I just knew it was no coincidence that you and Doug were both MIA.

 

[GO-NAD!]

I wonder how the Canadians are doing....

I spent most of the day working on a coffee table that I'm building. I didn't make a lot of progress. I haven't been sleeping well lately, so my brain is even slower than usual. I checked my measurements for each piece about 20 times before cutting. Maybe I shouldn't be using the table saw...

 

[Adam]

I spent most of the day working on a coffee table that I'm building. I didn't make a lot of progress. I haven't been sleeping well lately, so my brain is even slower than usual. I checked my measurements for each piece about 20 times before cutting. Maybe I shouldn't be using the table saw...

I'll give you credit for trying, though. Holy cow, building a coffee table. That's cool. My big project yesterday was digging out around my irrigation valves - and I'm not done. I started on Friday. I'm just digging, and I'm not done. It's only about two feet in diameter and a foot deep. In my defense, I'm using a spoon for a lot of it to avoid damaging the water lines. Not in my defense, I'm weak and lazy. I guess the silverlining is that my body will be easy to find if anyone tries to make me dig my own grave before they kill me. No one has that much patience.

 

[psbfan9]

Yesterday the weather was pretty nice. Went to the driving range and got under more balls than a midget hooker.

If you're a midget, I mean no offense. If you're a hooker, call me. If you're a midget hooker, SERIOUSLY, call me now!

 

[haraldo]

My iPad has shipped. Woohoo!

Doesn't really mean much, I know. It won't show up before March 16 anyway, as that's the release date.

Again..... you given in to the dark side (apple that is)

 

[Adam]

Again..... you given in to the dark side (apple that is)

Perhaps the dark side has given in to me.

Hmmm, wait a second...