Craig, if you're gonna hang out in the Steam Vent, you'll have to wise up to the twisted senses of humour. We don't pass up opportunities to slag each other off and sometimes you have to read between the lines in order to understand what's going on. You'll catch on if you stick around long enough.
Any post you make that can possibly be used to lob back an insult will be pounced upon. The guys have been pretty gentle with you so far (Let's see what somebody can do with that
), because you're young and new here. That will pass. Think, before you post. You have been warned.