What a mess

[majorloser]

How did it go with your police friend? What did he say the second time?

He's too busy opening boxes from UPS to be worrying about the wife's psycho co-workers.

 

[gmichael]

He's too busy opening boxes from UPS to be worrying about the wife's psycho co-workers.

Yeah, till he notices that he has 4 boxes when he only ordered 3. And one of them is ticking.

 

[ParadigmDawg]

I haven't heard a thing. My POPO buddy doesn't like me asking a lot of questions on things like this. He will be very careful not to make a connection between what happend to us and the legal troubles this guy may run into.

If the guy is/was clean when he checked him, he will look into why this guy has more money than he makes and things like that. He should also be careful if he has a drink and then drives, you never know who is watching...

 

[highfigh]

He should also be careful if he has a drink and then drives, you never know who is watching...

What do you mean, "you never know who is watching"? With all of the cameras installed at intersections across the country as part of Homeland Security, you know Big Brother is watching. He's out there, man!

"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good..." Santa Claus IS Big Brother!

 

[MatthewB.]

This story reminds me of what happened to me in my 20's. I had just broken up with my GF of a few months and later that day, she calls me and says her brother (whom I've never met) is coming over to kick my ***. I think to myself well this should be good, considering I have been taking martial arts since I was 4 and hold three black belts in 3 different styles and taught karate for a few years at my college, and at the time was working as a bodyguard for a national executive protection company.

I literally had blown it off after an hour to her being pissed, when all of a sudden there is this huge banging on my door, so I casually open the door and there standing in front of me is this 18 year old, who weighs a buck o five soaking wet and standing all of 5'6" tall. I'm 6'0 and at the time weighed 200lbs.

I look at him and go "yes" , He starts screaming, "I'm looking for Matthew" and I say very casually, "well you found him, can I help you with something" he gets this shocked terrified look on his face and stammers, "Um, yeah, okay, you ne-ed to stop seeing my sister" I then go, "um I broke up with her, that kinda was the plan there buddy" He then says, "well if you bother her, I'm going to have to do something to you! " I then casually say, "well, look I got nothing planned for the next few minutes, but if you want we can take this to the parking lot and I'll give you your best shot, but can we hurry this along, I gotta date coming over in a few. " He goes "F you and stay away from my sister. and storms off. he almost looked like he was going to wet himself.

Now I gotta give this guy props for protecting his sister, don't know why he got involved in the first place cause I broke it off with her, but oh well. I always wondered what would've happened had her brother been bigger than me, but oh well, to me people are nut jobs and this guy calling you sounds crazy, I mean calling a guy and threatening him with no real proof in this day and age is very stupid.

So take care and just be aware of your surroundings. Might help to take a self defense class.

 

[majorloser]

Matt,

I don't know about you. For some reason you just attract the psycho women. Must be your aftershave.

 

[Matt34]

Dawg,

You live in Texas.

People in Texas don't need an excuse to shoot someone.

However, they do ask you to call the police so the body doesn't stink up the place. You know, property values and all.

Lock and load.

/end thread.

 

[highfigh]

I still haven't gotten an answer to the question I have asked before. Is "He needed killin'" still a valid murder defense in Texas?

 

[Rickster71]

The boss either fired her then or she quit, I'm not sure of that yet as my wife isn't home yet.

Stay safe Greg.
If this guy is crazy enough to think you're involved with his wife because of a hug. He's crazy enough to think you and your wife are responsible
for the firing too.
EDIT: I see I'm very late for this party.

 

[Stereodude]

Must be your aftershave.

Who do you think was the inspiration for AXE?

 

[MatthewB.]

Matt,

I don't know about you. For some reason you just attract the psycho women. Must be your aftershave.

Major, they're all psycho, there's just varying degrees to the insanity.

btw how you doing and when are you gonna give up this whole HT thing and ship me all that cool gear in your HT room (yes including the Monty Python Killer rabbits) sitting upon those Cantons of yours.

 

[lsiberian]

Dawg,

You live in Texas.

People in Texas don't need an excuse to shoot someone.

However, they do ask you to call the police so the body doesn't stink up the place. You know, property values and all.

Lock and load.

/end thread.

Yeah but the lawyers around here are like sharks on cases like that. There are far more effective methods for neutralizing someone. A nice limo a few guys have a few words. Where nothing is stated, but everything is implied.

 

[sawzalot]

This story reminds me of what happened to me in my 20's. I had just broken up with my GF of a few months and later that day, she calls me and says her brother (whom I've never met) is coming over to kick my ***. I think to myself well this should be good, considering I have been taking martial arts since I was 4 and hold three black belts in 3 different styles and taught karate for a few years at my college, and at the time was working as a bodyguard for a national executive protection company.

I literally had blown it off after an hour to her being pissed, when all of a sudden there is this huge banging on my door, so I casually open the door and there standing in front of me is this 18 year old, who weighs a buck o five soaking wet and standing all of 5'6" tall. I'm 6'0 and at the time weighed 200lbs.

I look at him and go "yes" , He starts screaming, "I'm looking for Matthew" and I say very casually, "well you found him, can I help you with something" he gets this shocked terrified look on his face and stammers, "Um, yeah, okay, you ne-ed to stop seeing my sister" I then go, "um I broke up with her, that kinda was the plan there buddy" He then says, "well if you bother her, I'm going to have to do something to you! " I then casually say, "well, look I got nothing planned for the next few minutes, but if you want we can take this to the parking lot and I'll give you your best shot, but can we hurry this along, I gotta date coming over in a few. " He goes "F you and stay away from my sister. and storms off. he almost looked like he was going to wet himself.

Now I gotta give this guy props for protecting his sister, don't know why he got involved in the first place cause I broke it off with her, but oh well. I always wondered what would've happened had her brother been bigger than me, but oh well, to me people are nut jobs and this guy calling you sounds crazy, I mean calling a guy and threatening him with no real proof in this day and age is very stupid.

So take care and just be aware of your surroundings. Might help to take a self defense class.

You heartbreaking bully,

 

[gmichael]

You heartbreaking bully,

I like this part. He was in his 20's and his X's older brother was 18. How old/young was this girl?

 

[majorloser]

Major, they're all psycho, there's just varying degrees to the insanity.

btw how you doing and when are you gonna give up this whole HT thing and ship me all that cool gear in your HT room (yes including the Monty Python Killer rabbits) sitting upon those Cantons of yours.

What? You don't want all the other gear piled up in my spare bedroom?