Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?

[PaulBe]

 

[Verdinut]

 

[Mr._Clark]

This was in the NYT today:

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.

When he arrives, God says, “Welcome. You can ask me one question. Anything you want.” The man says, “I need to know: Who really shot J.F.K.?” God says, “Lee Harvey Oswald shot him, and he acted alone.”

The man pauses and then says, “Wow. This goes even higher than I thought.”

 

[Verdinut]

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

God meets them at the pearly gates and asks if they have any questions. One of them says, “Yes, what were the real results of the 2020 election and who was behind the fraud?”

God says, "My son, there was no fraud. Biden won the electoral college fair and square, 306 to 232.”

After a few seconds of stunned silence, the one guy turns to the other and whispers, “This goes higher up than we thought.”

 

[Bobby Bass]

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