I drive an old Ford F150 with about 300k miles on it. A while ago this Honda Civic hit it just right and knocked the rear axle all askew. I fixed everything up but their is now a pretty serious dent on the skirt of the bed.
My g/f bought an '08 Malibu and became a worry wart about how and where she parks it. At our condo pick ups can't be parked against the building to allow for a better view for the 1st floor residents so I park against the fence. My g/f starts parking against the fence with her Malibu to minimize pedestrian traffic around her new car.
She pulled into the parking lot and saw a spot open next to my truck and says,
"should I park there?".
"Just don't scratch my dent."
"Brian's right, you really are an @$$hole."
I'm sure Harald is in agreement.