Have I been stood up?

[Davemcc]

The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.)

I'd crawl on my hands and knees through a desert in the scorching sun for 40 minutes to tear off a piece if that's all I could get. What's the issue, exactly?

 

[Alex2507]

I'd crawl on my hands and knees through a desert in the scorching sun for 40 minutes to tear off a piece if that's all I could get.

You're a slut!

 

[Davemcc]

You're a slut!

No, I have been married for 17 years. Sometimes the requirements for gettin a little are far more onerous than simply crawling through a desert.

 

[Halon451]

No, I have been married for 17 years. Sometimes the requirements for gettin a little are far more onerous than simply crawling through a desert.

Yikes. Hats off to ya, sir.

 

[Tarub]

The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.)

40 minutes one way to see this girl/guy?

 

[zumbo]

And I paid a large amount of money for that angus porterhouse I just lost.

 

[Nomo]

Oh sweet Jesus. That is just,..... it's just,....... Dammit it's, it's just wrong.

 

[Seth=L]

I just got blown off by a girl I went on two dates with. I made plans, she knew about them, then today she pretended she didn't know about it and decided to go do her own thing with her friends instead.

Women

 

[Davemcc]

Third date is tomorrow.

I just got blown off by a girl I went on two dates with.

Uh Oh!!! This latest setback puts Joe Schmoe clearly in the lead with three dates to Seth's two dates (as long as Joe's date happened as planned). Fear not Seth, for apparently you have at least a full week to catch back up to Joe's date count.

Gentlemen, we've got ourselves a horse race.

 

[stratman]

40 minutes one way to see this girl/guy?

Hey! Britney Spears got a make-over and now she doesn't shave......she's really turned her life around.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

(as long as Joe's date happened as planned).

I am not feeding you horndogs with details, but I will say it went very well.

 

[Halon451]

How's that - did she buy you ice cream?

 

[Joe Schmoe]

How's that - did she buy you ice cream?

I told you "no details", horndog.

 

[Seth=L]

Uh Oh!!! This latest setback puts Joe Schmoe clearly in the lead with three dates to Seth's two dates (as long as Joe's date happened as planned). Fear not Seth, for apparently you have at least a full week to catch back up to Joe's date count.

Gentlemen, we've got ourselves a horse race.

I am done with the race unless she brings it back up, I don't care.

 

[mouettus]

...at least this thread ended up with a nice ending, unlike no country for old men hahah

 

[Halon451]

If this thread ended like NCFOM, Joe would have crashed his car into his dates, walked away injured and the thread would have been immediately locked.

 

[rnatalli]

The internet singles site has paid off. Third date is tomorrow. The only catch is that she lives too far away to see more than once a week (about 40 minutes one way.) We have already agreed to alternate driving duties though, which helps. (And we talk on the phone, of course.)

Doesn't mean anything. My wife and I were about 7,000 miles apart in the beginning.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

If this thread ended like NCFOM, Joe would have crashed his car into his dates, walked away injured and the thread would have been immediately locked.

NCFOM?

 

[mouettus]

NCFOM?

No Country For Old Men; movie with an ending you'd like to smack the scriptor behind the head.

 

[Joe Schmoe]

No Country For Old Men; movie with an ending you'd like to smack the scriptor behind the head.

Oh. I haven't seen that one, which is why I didn't recognize the reference.