So, when the lawyers and judges are "looking for work" do they just look up some people in the phone book and call them and say "Hey, I really need some work, would you mind if I represent you on some fictitious things I just made up and bill you $10,000 a month or so?" And then these newly-minted clients say "Sure, no problem, I have scads of money laying around and I just don't know what to do with it all. Thanks goodness you called, Skippy, just send me those invoices and I'll be happy to pay!" I guess it's just easy peasy. Who knew? But, of course, you do "see it all for what it is."