I hate when people wait until they’re done merging to speed up. Isn’t that what the on ramp is for? Wtf... it’s the pedal on the right!!!!
I also hate when I’m out in public, and I see these dumb fukks with their pants below their ass cheeks giving everyone a view of their boxers. My kids get mad because I say stuff like “someone get me a stick so I can swat that ass” and teach that loser a lesson. I always say it loud enough to be heard by the pants dragger so that’s probably why they get mad. I don’t give a poop though because, like I need to see your ass and underwear stickin out.
I also hate when I go into a McDonald’s to eat, and every table looks like it had a birthday party on it. Then, when I ask one of the super Fukkin lazy staff to wipe a table for me and my kids to eat at, they act like I’m a lord helmet. I decided I’m gonna secretly video all the nasty restaurants I go into and post my findings on a YouTube channel just for disgusting restaurants.
I’m not really some cantankerous old man. I just really get irritated with people. So many stoopid fukks out there.
I also hate when I go to the boat ramp, and the numb nuts in front of me hasn’t put his plug in, taken off his straps, left the chain on the winch. Then has to load his cooler, beer, food, fat ass wife and kids in the boat before backing down to the water. That’s what the damn parking lot, or staging area is for. Wake up!!!
Ok. I’ll stop for now. It’s been a day...
Oh yeah, also assholes who don’t use cruise control on a 4 lane highway when you’re driving for 500 miles and know exact where you’re going, but can’t make up your Fukkin mind about how fast you want to go. Just hit the ditch... and also, people that hurry up and pull out in front of you, go slower than you and turn off after a mile when nobody is behind you. You really can’t wait to go after I go by?