Really Boring Stuff Only III: Resurrection

[Adam]

I was a little concerned that my joke wasn't well rec'd but now I wish that it was just that.

I've been a bit out of it and am not sure which joke you're referring to, but you haven't offended me at all. Well, lately. . I appreciate the advice from you and everyone else.

 

[Alex2507]

I've been a bit out of it and am not sure which joke you're referring to ...

This one:

Did you check off male or female?

I kid. I'm gonna take the test but had to take an A-Hole break first. Sorry.

 

[Adam]

This one:

Seemed like a legitimate question to me...

 

[Alex2507]

Maybe do something different?
http://www.meetup.com/Tucson-Coloring-Club/events/226929983/

A coloring club ?!?

Hey, if anybody wants to send him an escort, I've got his address. F^%& coloring.

 

[psbfan9]

So thinking it would keep his wife from getting pregnant, my friend got a vasectomy. Apparently all it did was change the color of the baby.

 

[KEW]

F^%& coloring.

Exactly!

 

[herbu]

A coloring club ?!?
Hey, if anybody wants to send him an escort, I've got his address.

But he would miss this kind of conversation from the coloring club...

"Smashed my big left toe and ultimately had to have the toe nail removed. This was last Wed. After two drs. appt. this coming Tues., I hope I can get out without my foot having to be constantly elevated....I have a ride. So if a place is determined, I'll be watching. At least I won't bother decorating...and then having to take down decorations. Guess that is a bright side. Just read, watch TV and nap. Maybe a bit of coloring, although I find that difficult in a recliner with my foot elevated!"

Now that I think about it... not so much different than the conversation here.

 

[Alex2507]

All kidding aside, Kurt's suggestion has merit. I have to wonder what they are coloring and I already know what happens when I stay home, not that I don't enjoy doing my fair share of nothing. This is pretty low risk too. Like what negativity could you possibly encounter in a coloring group? Oh right, there might be a Canadian there. Fine, it's coloUring.

 

[Swerd]

All kidding aside, Kurt's suggestion has merit. I have to wonder what they are coloring and I already know what happens when I stay home, not that I don't enjoy doing my fair share of nothing. This is pretty low risk too. Like what negativity could you possibly encounter in a coloring group? Oh right, there might be a Canadian there. Fine, it's coloUring.

Wow, this topic rapidly changed from 'motorcycles I lusted after many years ago when I was 18'… to crayons .

 

[KEW]

Wow, this topic rapidly changed from 'motorcycles I lusted after many years ago when I was 18'… to crayons .

Ask Harley-Davidson, they are the motorcycle-crayon pioneers

 

[herbu]

many years ago when I was 18'

Wow!!! How tall are you now?

 

[psbfan9]

We had a sparkling wine and Champagne tasting tonight. It went well. We had about 70 people, plus our regular customers. Busy, but nice. Everyone behaved themselves except for my lazy whore co worker.

 

[Alex2507]

This ADD guy in a 20+ year relationship somehow gets his s/o's permission to go see and old flame of his that he's been obsessing over for the last 20+ years. An alcohol induced BJ leads to a guilty conscience and it all turns into True Confessions.

Why can't people keep their mouths shut?

 

[Alex2507]

I dreamed about KEW last night ... (say it to the same tune as the opening lyrics in Spider Web)

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Dude, I can 'feel' you. It's like a spirit of happy giving bouncing around in my head. I thought you were calmer but you're excited as f^%&. You hid that or I just didn't recognize it before -or- I'm just losing my marbles.

 

[Adam]

This ADD guy in a 20+ year relationship somehow gets his s/o's permission to go see and old flame of his that he's been obsessing over for the last 20+ years. An alcohol induced BJ leads to a guilty conscience and it all turns into True Confessions.

Why can't people keep their mouths shut?

That's shocking.

I mean, you never once told me that you knew Doug or Rick before Audioholics.

 

[afterlife2]

For Adam. Too funny.

 

[KEW]

We had a sparkling wine and Champagne tasting tonight. It went well. We had about 70 people, plus our regular customers. Busy, but nice. Everyone behaved themselves except for my lazy whore co worker.

If you're gonna have misbehavior, "lazy whore" isn't a bad option!

 

[Alex2507]

That's shocking.

I mean, you never once told me that you knew Doug or Rick before Audioholics.

*wipes chin* That's not funny !!!

 

[GO-NAD!]

*wipes chin* That's not funny !!!

Ooooooh yes it is!

 

[psbfan9]

If you're gonna have misbehavior, "lazy whore" isn't a bad option!

Yeah, I should have put 'lazy' in bold.