Please, Stallone's worst movie has to be Get Carter.
The two worst movies in my book, however, were, in opposite order of how much I hate them:
1.) Daredevil. This is especially bad because some people were delusioned into liking it. Maybe they were sitting in the silent bathtub or whatever that thing is that the blind guy managed to build, but everything was HORRENDOUS. The action was quite terrible, the characters were unbelievable, the bad guy was TOTALLY non-threatening, the acting oh god the acting, and the script was straight up stupid. Wait, what was the bad guy's plot? Oh, he had none? You mean the city wasn't in danger! GREAT SCOTT! No urgency AT ALL! And Elektra LIVED, meaning that besides his father being killed by the mob years ago, there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING against the villain! What the heck. I think I'm right. I might be wrong. If so, whatever, it was still horrible.
2.) Even worse, Legally Blonde 2. It was just offensive. The first movie's message was basically, like so many other movies, that I shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Whatever, it was nice, Elle did things fairly against the kind of prejudice attractive white females feel. My heart bled for her, really. Either way, she worked for her results and ended up getting them honestly; she fought the good fight and made the right decision in the end. In the SECOND movie, the writers have to be spiting us. She cheats her way to the top thanks to her connections in her crap sorority. She exploits all of the friendships of those around her, and goes on a crusade to get her heinous dog's mom back from animal testing. It presents a horribly lopsided view wherein she believes that cosmetics shouldn't be tested on animals, when the alternative is to test them on humans. What? Oh, okay, maybe it's a message against cosmetic companies in general. BZZT. WRONG. Elle is vain and the OTHER half of the movie advocates doing one's best with makeup and designer clothing to make you look more appealing. How can you reconcile her vendetta against cosmetics with her obsession with physical beauty, when you're happy as soon as you're prettier? Not only is this movie devoid of humor, it is downright offensive. It offends all the senses; the visual with horrible acting, the aural with the obnoxious tones of voices, the sense of humor with its horrendous jokes, your sense of intelligence when it BLUDGEONS you with its limousine liberal messages, and your sense of decency for its pettiness and complete lack of character. I loathe it, and I hope she joins her husband in the career graveyard soon. (Actually, I feel kind of bad for Ryan Philippe. He's not THAT bad.)
Oh, I hate that movie.
