Today, my anger is exhausted. The recent mass murders in Buffalo and Uvalde have left me numb. The only thing left is humor – especially if its in bad taste – my favorite.
In response to the Uvalde shootings, Texas governor Gregg Abbot had suggested arming teachers … until his staff reminded him that newly armed teachers would probably come directly after him.
Upon hearing that, Ted Cruz took off for Cancun, again. If armed & angry teachers are on the loose in Texas, Mexico is the only safe place to go.
The National Rifle Association (NRA), with exquisite timing, opened its national convention … in Houston, Texas. First on the agenda is a proposal to rename the organization. Wayne LaPierre wants today’s impatient young firebrands to see the more than 100-year old organization as keeping up with the times. Instead of NRA, it will become the NRPGA, the National Rocket Propelled Grenade Association.
In a generous offer, Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy volunteered to host Texas police while they undergo live-fire training in the Donbas region.
Now, I’m out of ideas, so I went to see The Onion.
https://www.theonion.com/
Today, The Onion’s first 21 articles all had the same title:
'No Way to Prevent This', Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Each of those articles had the same headline with 21 different locations and dates. Finally, scrolling down far enough, some articles appear with new & different titles:
- NRA Convention Applauds As Gunman Massacres Entire Crowd
- The Pros And Cons Of Letting Children Die
- Entire U.S. Police Force Flees Country After Hearing Gunman Inside Nation
- Wayne LaPierre States Mass Shootings Can Be Perfectly Safe When Carried Out By A Trained, Responsible Gun Owner
- Bad Time For Gregg Abbott to Reveal New Machine Gun Legs
- Tearful Uvalde Residents Thank Police For Protecting Parking Lot From Gunman
- Report: Uvalde Gunman Had Accomplices As Far As Washington, DC