As I'm sure you all realize, I'm just Adam, posting in a different persona so I can capture the top two posting positions. I wasn't sure how you all would react to the graphics, so I made myself up.
Well, I don't mean I put on makeup to post. Well, not much. I mean, when you've spent the time putting on the dress and all, a little blush and eyeliner isn't so bad, but... I digress.
I'm just Adam in his programmer persona. I'm maybe a bit funnier this way because it's difficult to be serious when you're in heels.