You guys are no Suburban Commandos. Heck, even if I were looking to hunt you guys down, how hard would it be? Adam's at home snuggling with his pooch and Haraldo's at home beside the phone waiting for his girlfriend to call. You guys lead such boring lives, there's no way you could interfere with our plans to take over the galaxy. You know, you'd have to actually leave your house for that.
But thanks for the Hulk Hogan reference. Chuck Norris gets all the attention lately.