So last night i'm in the kitchen and my wife yells from the bedroom, "Hey, can I wear one of your t-shirts to bed?" (backstory - she wears one of mine every night so I don't even know why she's asking)
So I jokingly yell back, "Fine, can I wear your underwear?"
"NO!" she yells almost as if I'm serious... "You'll stretch them out!"
I walk to the bedroom and say, "Do you really think so?"
Yep... that's when the fight started.