I'll definitely stop at the store on my way home and pick up about 15 lbs of bacon. Maybe just a huge slab.
It worked out perfectly. He should really thank Dennis and not me. If Dennis hadn't been beyond kind, flexible and generous enough to grossly over pay me then he'd be out of luck. Even if I did sell it because I had found something else, I'd be trying to get more than I'm selling it to him for, but because I'm not spending a dime on the new center I feel no need to make any money on this one.
Happy days for everyone