jaxvon said:
So RJ (the Budz one), will you tell us all a Christmas tale with your radio voice?
Okay, Jax. Funny you should say radio voice, as that's what my Radiation Oncologist told me to go do when I complained about the raspy, deepening affects radiation treatment was having on my throat.
Here ya go...just freshly made up for you. (Clearing throat.)
'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the mall,
everyone was shopping,
the short, fat, and tall.
Then some guy from Michigan
started to rave and to rant.
Be quiet I suggested.
He just said, "I just can't!"
I worried about him
because he was getting weaker.
Was there anything to do?
He said, "PLEASE, buy me a speaker!"
He continued to plead,
"I'm poor and a wreck,
I'm going to ask again,
PLEASE buy me Phase Tech!"
Well sure enough
as I turned around,
everyone in the mall
had stopped at this sound.
They listened so quietly
l could hear this guy sigh.
"Ha! It's BOZE for you buddy
Cuz I'm an OSU BUCKEYE!"
And to all, a good night.