This is why everyone should live in California!!
A few hours East, SNOW!
A few hours North, Oregon...
A few hours West, BEACH!
A few hours South, DEATH VALLEY!!! (Desert)
Super hot summers, super cold winters... This is the greatest place ever!
Plus, my governor can kick your governor's ***.
On second thought, don't come here... There are too many people here as it is...
~Chuck