panteragstk Audioholic Warlord May 30, 2020 #1,563 Verdinut said: View attachment 36553 Click to expand... One of the better quotes from game of thrones "I drink just enough, too often"
Verdinut said: View attachment 36553 Click to expand... One of the better quotes from game of thrones "I drink just enough, too often"
Verdinut Audioholic Spartan Jun 7, 2020 #1,567 At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________
Verdinut Audioholic Spartan Jun 7, 2020 #1,569 A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
Verdinut Audioholic Spartan Jun 12, 2020 #1,571 A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
panteragstk Audioholic Warlord Jun 12, 2020 #1,572 Verdinut said: A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' Click to expand... Short, to the point, honest. Nice job.
Verdinut said: A young son asked, 'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?' Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.' Click to expand... Short, to the point, honest. Nice job.
Verdinut Audioholic Spartan Jun 13, 2020 #1,573 A man is at the restaurant with his mistress. In an outburst of romantism, he tells her: "Tell me words that will raise my heart rate" She replies: "Your wife is sitting behind you!"
A man is at the restaurant with his mistress. In an outburst of romantism, he tells her: "Tell me words that will raise my heart rate" She replies: "Your wife is sitting behind you!"
Verdinut Audioholic Spartan Jun 15, 2020 #1,575 This is Alexander 10 seconds before being named Alexandra:
Verdinut Audioholic Spartan Jun 18, 2020 #1,576 It was a long time ago when girls cooked like their mother. Now, they drink like their father!
panteragstk Audioholic Warlord Jun 18, 2020 #1,577 Verdinut said: It was a long time ago when girls cooked like their mother. Now, they drink like their father! Click to expand...
Verdinut said: It was a long time ago when girls cooked like their mother. Now, they drink like their father! Click to expand...
MR.MAGOO Audioholic Field Marshall Jun 19, 2020 #1,578 Psychics are complaining they've lost a lot of business because of the pandemic. They should have seen it coming.
Psychics are complaining they've lost a lot of business because of the pandemic. They should have seen it coming.
Verdinut Audioholic Spartan Jun 19, 2020 #1,579 Mother: "Anna, do you understand why I put you in a corner? Little girl: "Is it because I shaved the cat? But it's dad's fault, the other day he was telling his friend that he liked shaved pussies!"
Mother: "Anna, do you understand why I put you in a corner? Little girl: "Is it because I shaved the cat? But it's dad's fault, the other day he was telling his friend that he liked shaved pussies!"
panteragstk Audioholic Warlord Jun 19, 2020 #1,580 Last night I was at a bar and saw a girl get her nipple pierced right in front of me.... Long story short, I suck at darts.
Last night I was at a bar and saw a girl get her nipple pierced right in front of me.... Long story short, I suck at darts.
