Jokes... Heard any good ones lately?

Verdinut

Verdinut

Audioholic Samurai
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
__________
 
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Audioholic Samurai
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
 
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Audioholic Samurai
A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
 
panteragstk

panteragstk

Audioholic Ninja
A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
Short, to the point, honest. Nice job.
 
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Audioholic Samurai
A man is at the restaurant with his mistress.
In an outburst of romantism, he tells her: "Tell me words that will raise my heart rate"
She replies: "Your wife is sitting behind you!"
 
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Verdinut

Audioholic Samurai
It was a long time ago when girls cooked like their mother.

Now, they drink like their father!
 
MR.MAGOO

MR.MAGOO

Audioholic General
Psychics are complaining they've lost a lot of business because of the pandemic.

They should have seen it coming.
 
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Verdinut

Audioholic Samurai
Mother: "Anna, do you understand why I put you in a corner?

Little girl: "Is it because I shaved the cat? But it's dad's fault, the other day he was telling his friend that he liked shaved pussies!"
 
panteragstk

panteragstk

Audioholic Ninja
Last night I was at a bar and saw a girl get her nipple pierced right in front of me....

Long story short, I suck at darts.
 

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