The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. \n\nThe Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In \nhonor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, \nbefore I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first \nrequest?" \n\nThe Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." \n\nThe Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who \nwhispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that \nevening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. \n\nAs the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent \nand spends the night. \n\nThe next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a \nvery fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What \nis your second request?" \n\nThe Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to \nhim, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes \noff across the plains and disappears over the horizon. \n\nLater that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this \ntime with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters \nthe Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. \n\nThe following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are \nindeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is \nyour last request?" \n\nThe Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....alone." \n\nThe Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone \nRanger's tent. \n\nOnce they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks \nhim square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully you dumb *** \nhorse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE!!!!"